A Scandal at Hogwarts

sanctimonioushermetic:

((GUESS WHAT PEOPLE? IT’S CRACK WEDNESDAY!

This week: POTTERLOCK!

(art credit ~tricksterair)

Well technically Potterlockstuck but shhhhhhhh

The Houses go as thus: 

Sherlock - Ravenclaw
John - Gryffindor
Mycroft - Head of Slytherin and secretly the Headmaster
Lestrade - Hufflepuff
Moriarty - Slytherin
Irene - Slytherin
Anderson - Ravenclaw
Donovan - Hufflepuff

Let the questionings and mayhem begin!))

{Like I said I’m extending this to today since I wasn’t on yesterday herp derp}

(via genial-law)

{Woops sorry for being inactive}

{School and whatnot. Catch up work, midterms, the whole deal. Spring break’s next week but I’ll be away.

I’m gonna extend Potterlockstuck OOPW to today also so all of Thursday you guys can pester Head of Slytherin/secretly Headmaster Mycroft WONK ;3

Yeah I should get some sleep for once this week gyuhhhhh}

combustingpercussion:

MH: You look quite charming in black Greg. 
GL: ha thanks mycroft
now kiss
belated B-day present for Shorlok. Cause she’s awesome and deserves more chocolate espresso in her life. :I Yay traditional art! itwassohardtoholdbackmyurgetodrawangst. OTL

{late reblog onto this account hehe}

combustingpercussion:

MH: You look quite charming in black Greg. 

GL: ha thanks mycroft

now kiss


belated B-day present for Shorlok. Cause she’s awesome and deserves more chocolate espresso in her life. :I Yay traditional art! itwassohardtoholdbackmyurgetodrawangst. OTL

{late reblog onto this account hehe}

Ask the Character about their Roleplayer

(Source: theblinddovahkiin, via sanctimonioushermetic)

sanctimonioushermetic:

methodicalasshole:

I’ve dragged my body back to my bed. I suppose I should return to Anderson’s home and get sleep as well. The thought does not bode well with me, and I am going to feel a massive stomachache in the morning. I am not looking forward to that, but at least this rather unusual ordeal is over.

The Persian carpet is ruined. I will have to see about replacing it in the morning.

Good luck with that. Hopefully the next one won’t randomly start flying like the last one.

A flying carpet. I am not surprised at all.

I shall take note of this. Thank you.

(Source: methodicalhagiocracy)

I’ve dragged my body back to my bed. I suppose I should return to Anderson’s home and get sleep as well. The thought does not bode well with me, and I am going to feel a massive stomachache in the morning. I am not looking forward to that, but at least this rather unusual ordeal is over.

The Persian carpet is ruined. I will have to see about replacing it in the morning.

analhagiocracy:

 CAkE……………..

-walks away and returns with a slice of cake laced with sleeping pills-

Here. I am letting you have one slice, and only one slice. Please try and not to get the suit dirty.

(via analasshole-deactivated20120425)

sanctimonioushermetic:

methodicalasshole:

sanctimonioushermetic:

As I said, the consciousness transfer is only temporary. I have conducted searches on past consciousness transfers - there is a surprising plethora of cases - and on average these things happen for no more than twenty-four hours.

Take two aspirins, retire early, and pester me in the morning.

….I need to stop sounding like John in Doctor mode.

I see. Well then. I will have to play Anderson’s baby sitter for the rest of the day then so that he doesn’t submit to the cravings yet again.

John’s personality is rubbing off on you. It is an improvement on your part.

Shut up.

And yes, do do that. I’m sure our priceless oriental rugs will not be able to sustain another bout of sick. 

Why the harsh reply? I was merely complimenting you. You certainly are a more manageable person ever since you met him. I must thank John in person one day.

On the other hand, Anderson….

-facepalms and tries to prevent Anderson from raiding the kitchen-

ANDERSON. If you are thinking about getting more cake I am going to tie you to a chair and lock you in the cellar.

sanctimonioushermetic:

As I said, the consciousness transfer is only temporary. I have conducted searches on past consciousness transfers - there is a surprising plethora of cases - and on average these things happen for no more than twenty-four hours.

Take two aspirins, retire early, and pester me in the morning.

….I need to stop sounding like John in Doctor mode.

I see. Well then. I will have to play Anderson’s baby sitter for the rest of the day then so that he doesn’t submit to the cravings yet again.

John’s personality is rubbing off on you. It is an improvement on your part.

sanctimonioushermetic:

….Asking for my help? Oh my. What could possibly be so humbling?

Brother, please. I am letting go of old scores for the time being so that we may get our respectives bodies back. I suggest that you do the same, unless you want John to remain in Greg’s body forever.

Anderson and I are coming over as soon as we can, if you do not mind.

analhagiocracy:

 i dOnT EVEn caRE Now i jUST WAnNA GET OUtta yoUR GOd dAmN BOdy

I understand because it is not easy being in your body as well. Out of anxiety, your limbs are locking up and it is taking me a lot of effort to keep calm.